05.02.07
Chris-mas comes early?
I just received an email from Hammacher Schlemmer announcing their brand new sale:

Words fail me1. I’m just wondering who decided that May 2nd was the best time to sell/buy pre-lit chris-mas trees… I suppose the bigger question is, “Will they stay lit all the way into December, or should I just open my presents now?”
1. Which, of course, won’t keep me from commenting
